And I will keep walking till the day I die.
Saturday, October 08, 2005 Intro
Some things I type here may be wierd, cuz thats what MSHS peeps will understand. will be denoted with { }.
The Confession
Ok on a serious note, I would like to say, I myself came from a guys sch. There are many thing which I may done or say, which are supposed to be humourous, but turned out to be hurtful to others. In MSHS, almost everyone understands my doings as jokes. Juz laugh over it for a while and forget abt it. Maybe cuz in JC plp come from all diff cultures, so they might see things I do too seriously. And for that, I've heard some plp dislike me. Anyway, I don't hate anyone... If you think what I'm doing is wrong, juz talk to me abt it, I'll definitely change my ways. But if you dont wanna tell me, then its still fine... As an end, I'd like to apologize to everyone I've done wrong to. I'm sorry.
The Bus
Ok now's a happy subject to talk abt :) I was on the bus on my way to my grandma's, and I chose the back seats for some reason. There, on the seat juz infront of mine, a pink marker ink split the seat into 2. One of em was scribbled this way.
Are you feeling bored? Do you need some company? Call 9******* and say the following.
1.) Hello is this Theresa?
2.) i luv you, Theresa.
3.) i want to have s** with you.
4.) My address is _______________________________.
5.) Do you want to f*** me?
6.) i luv woman with big bottoms and (here, the person drew 2 circles with a dot in btwn them) OO.
I was disgusted by it, but come to think of it, it sounded very much more like a prank than a business. Then I rmb kel telling me not to hesitate and "juz write it down" LOL!! Bj will juz come after my life and drag me to thailand for a sex change...and keep the money. On the other half of the seat,
{ LOL the maid..I was thinking, will my picture be in there? Will I be one of the top 10 most searched?? will I be the most polled?? HAHA I can imagine kel laughing his ass off } But anyway, for those "idiots" who don't understand, its not exactly a maid website. Its a porn website.. prob girls with double Ds dressed up as maids. Sigh..what's new? Its funny stuff to look out for at the back of the bus. ;)
The Peahen
In the train on my way to my grannie's, an Indian peahen strutted into the train at Eunos. (No offence here) She looked around and scorned, I think she expected a sit to be ready for her, and walked towards the bar to lean on it and sulked. A few stops later, the train descended into the tunnel. On entering the tunnel, the peahen saw her reflection on the glass door, and she spread her tail out and started preening herself. by this, I mean she looked into the mirror, and did her hair, checked her make up was even, checked her clothes looked suitable with her dyed bronze hair, checked her curls were...curly, etc. If you rear birds, like I do, you will notice that they can stand on the stick preening and adjusting every single feather until their satisfied.
So, the peahen kept adjusting her hairdo...she flipped it to the left to give the natural "wild" look, but no..not suitable. She brushed up her hair to make it more suitable....ok, but there's something still missing. She thought it was her jeans, so she stuffed her two hands into her butt pockets, and started posing infront of the door. I was like Oh my god....btw, I was standing by the glass panel by the door. Then her stop was nearing, so naturally, she moved closer to the door. Then the peahen realised she had a better, closed up view of herself in the glass door, and she took out a hairclip, and decided to clip her hair together, leaving some unclipped..hope u get the picture. And she decided...perfect. She pulled out some fringe to add as the finishing touch, and posed somemore b4 the train stopped. At this point, the train jerked suddenly. The peahen felled "gracefully" to the front, and leaned on the door... {like a slut}. I was like... 0.o! Was she seducing the door or me?? she stayed in that position till the train came to a stop..then she strutted her way out. I was like....ok.....whew.
The Malay Guy
Ok, some time ago.....no actually, its very long time ago, during 1st 3 months or so, I received a wierd sms from a stranger.
???: Hello
Me: uh...hi...you are?
???: You don't rmb?
Me: uh...no? Do I know you?
???: huh? are you gay?
(stunned...I thought it was a prank one of the girls' playing on me...so I decided to play along)
Me: why are you asking?
???: Because I'm gay...? Aren't you my gay partner?
Me: LOL Gay partner? uh...no sorry you got the wrong number.
???: Oh...sorry...but you wanna make friends?
(Are you serious???? Doesn't sound like a prank to me.)
Me: Na..its ok..I'm not gay. You can find someone else.
???: Hmmm....ok..bye then.
(What? the game ends like this? I decided to continue)
Me: how old are you?
???: 24.
Me: oh? what's your name?
???: Mohd Hassim (something something)
( ok...so if its the girl's I'm so gonna pry them out and get their tricks out of the bag)
Me: Ok...
Hassim: You wanna call me? we can have fun :)
Me: eh...no tnx. Actually, I can recommened you a number if you are in need of a partner.
(I was racking my brains to think up of some number...)
Hassim: Ok :) Is he gay?
( I dunno why I did that, but I decided not to ans him after that.)
The end.
Saturday, October 08, 2005 Intro
Some things I type here may be wierd, cuz thats what MSHS peeps will understand. will be denoted with { }.
The Confession
Ok on a serious note, I would like to say, I myself came from a guys sch. There are many thing which I may done or say, which are supposed to be humourous, but turned out to be hurtful to others. In MSHS, almost everyone understands my doings as jokes. Juz laugh over it for a while and forget abt it. Maybe cuz in JC plp come from all diff cultures, so they might see things I do too seriously. And for that, I've heard some plp dislike me. Anyway, I don't hate anyone... If you think what I'm doing is wrong, juz talk to me abt it, I'll definitely change my ways. But if you dont wanna tell me, then its still fine... As an end, I'd like to apologize to everyone I've done wrong to. I'm sorry.
The Bus
Ok now's a happy subject to talk abt :) I was on the bus on my way to my grandma's, and I chose the back seats for some reason. There, on the seat juz infront of mine, a pink marker ink split the seat into 2. One of em was scribbled this way.
Are you feeling bored? Do you need some company? Call 9******* and say the following.
1.) Hello is this Theresa?
2.) i luv you, Theresa.
3.) i want to have s** with you.
4.) My address is _______________________________.
5.) Do you want to f*** me?
6.) i luv woman with big bottoms and (here, the person drew 2 circles with a dot in btwn them) OO.
I was disgusted by it, but come to think of it, it sounded very much more like a prank than a business. Then I rmb kel telling me not to hesitate and "juz write it down" LOL!! Bj will juz come after my life and drag me to thailand for a sex change...and keep the money. On the other half of the seat,
{ LOL the maid..I was thinking, will my picture be in there? Will I be one of the top 10 most searched?? will I be the most polled?? HAHA I can imagine kel laughing his ass off } But anyway, for those "idiots" who don't understand, its not exactly a maid website. Its a porn website.. prob girls with double Ds dressed up as maids. Sigh..what's new? Its funny stuff to look out for at the back of the bus. ;)
The Peahen
In the train on my way to my grannie's, an Indian peahen strutted into the train at Eunos. (No offence here) She looked around and scorned, I think she expected a sit to be ready for her, and walked towards the bar to lean on it and sulked. A few stops later, the train descended into the tunnel. On entering the tunnel, the peahen saw her reflection on the glass door, and she spread her tail out and started preening herself. by this, I mean she looked into the mirror, and did her hair, checked her make up was even, checked her clothes looked suitable with her dyed bronze hair, checked her curls were...curly, etc. If you rear birds, like I do, you will notice that they can stand on the stick preening and adjusting every single feather until their satisfied.
So, the peahen kept adjusting her hairdo...she flipped it to the left to give the natural "wild" look, but no..not suitable. She brushed up her hair to make it more suitable....ok, but there's something still missing. She thought it was her jeans, so she stuffed her two hands into her butt pockets, and started posing infront of the door. I was like Oh my god....btw, I was standing by the glass panel by the door. Then her stop was nearing, so naturally, she moved closer to the door. Then the peahen realised she had a better, closed up view of herself in the glass door, and she took out a hairclip, and decided to clip her hair together, leaving some unclipped..hope u get the picture. And she decided...perfect. She pulled out some fringe to add as the finishing touch, and posed somemore b4 the train stopped. At this point, the train jerked suddenly. The peahen felled "gracefully" to the front, and leaned on the door... {like a slut}. I was like... 0.o! Was she seducing the door or me?? she stayed in that position till the train came to a stop..then she strutted her way out. I was like....ok.....whew.
The Malay Guy
Ok, some time ago.....no actually, its very long time ago, during 1st 3 months or so, I received a wierd sms from a stranger.
???: Hello
Me: uh...hi...you are?
???: You don't rmb?
Me: uh...no? Do I know you?
???: huh? are you gay?
(stunned...I thought it was a prank one of the girls' playing on me...so I decided to play along)
Me: why are you asking?
???: Because I'm gay...? Aren't you my gay partner?
Me: LOL Gay partner? uh...no sorry you got the wrong number.
???: Oh...sorry...but you wanna make friends?
(Are you serious???? Doesn't sound like a prank to me.)
Me: Na..its ok..I'm not gay. You can find someone else.
???: Hmmm....ok..bye then.
(What? the game ends like this? I decided to continue)
Me: how old are you?
???: 24.
Me: oh? what's your name?
???: Mohd Hassim (something something)
( ok...so if its the girl's I'm so gonna pry them out and get their tricks out of the bag)
Me: Ok...
Hassim: You wanna call me? we can have fun :)
Me: eh...no tnx. Actually, I can recommened you a number if you are in need of a partner.
(I was racking my brains to think up of some number...)
Hassim: Ok :) Is he gay?
( I dunno why I did that, but I decided not to ans him after that.)
The end.
wanderer