And I will keep walking till the day I die.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007 BBQ
On sunday, Ex 304 had a chalet and BBQ somewhere in the east, so Maurice and I went down to Escape theme park at about 5 plus to fill in our application form to work there =D . It's a weekend job, sorta, so it should be quite relaxing la. Btw, Project Superstars will be performing at Escape on the 13th Jan! Not that I'm interested or anything, but hopefully I will be working by then, then can see free show Hyuk hyuk! We went into the room next to the security room, (some guest something something), and the lady behind the counter was busy chatting away on Msn with her undone work laid on the table, about as far away from her eyes as possible. We questioned her about the whereabouts of the form, and she reluctantly paused her chatting to take 2 slips of paper for us. And then, continued her chatting. We stared at the form, as the first line read,
Which position would you like to take?
Uh, how about the manager of Escape? I motioned my eyes towards her questioningly, and she decided to finish her sentence, then changed her status to *Boss* mode, and the screen then somehow magically vanished out of sight. She explained to us how to fill in the form (obviously not those parts like name and I.C number =.=), then pressed some code number on the keyboard, causing her chat window to magically appear back as the *online and idiotically free to chat* mode again, and continued her chat with her friend. Or whoever la! We filled in the form, and left the office. I thought to myself, what if they were looking for plp to fill in the place of this woman?? I imagined myself behind the counter, chatting on Msn like the lady, with tons of undone work left sprawled under the desk, (So that I really cannot see it no matter where I'm looking at), then when some stupid person(s) walk into the office to interrupt my conversation, I'll just lift up one hand and point to where ever anything should be. And without lifting my eyes off the com for a sec, I will continue chatting away in the *I'm totally online now so come talk to me!* mode. Then when the boss comes in, I will switch to the *The Boss is watching somewhere nearby, BRB* mode and pick one of the book from underneath my desk, and pretend to analyse the constant loss Escape is making monthly, but forcing myself to plot a graph sloping upwards for the boss to see, then when he's gone, I'll toss the book one side and continue chatting.
Shudder. no way. That sounds too boring for me.
We went on to Tampinies mall to play at the arcade, and I saw a few people I know, including nicole and Amanda.
Me: This is town for my school people, so I will confirm meet alot of plp I know.
Maurice: Lucky for me, cuz I will meet no one here, cuz most of the time we go town, I always see my sch plp, wait they get wrong info and think I'm like so havoc, always see me in town.
After spending like 20 bucks there to support the ever growing Arcade industry, we left at like 7:45 and I went my way to the chalet, while he went his way to dunno where to feast cuz his aunty struck 4-D 3rd price. His family always striking toto or 4-D one la, dunno why so lucky one.
Me: I thought you are supposed to meet at 8:15 at where? Bouna Vista?
Maurice: I nvr recieve any calls from my family yet, means they still at home la. My family is, meeting time at 8:15, 8:15 then leave the house.
The day before, I received a msg saying to take bus 29 from tp interchange for 24 stops until I reach the chalet, and I was like omgosh, I'll just fall asleep and miss the stop. That day, on the bus, I was peacefully sleeping away as predicted, for what seemed like 48 hours, then I woke up suddenly and looked around outside the window, to see yi pian wu qi ma hei which totally shocked me, cuz I thought I reached malaysia already, so I jammed the *Stop* button and jumped down the bus at the next stop. The bus left a while later, and I found myself in this ulu pandang place and had totally no idea where the hell I am at. I decided to call for help, and realised that I stopped wayyy to early. And I checked the time. 8:45.
An hour has miraculously passed from when I left Tm, and my dinner would soon be turned to supper. I decided to walk and cross the junction to where civilisation is, to check if I could board another bus there to the chalet.
Help: Only bus 29 stops outside the chalet. (Hahaha sucker)
No choice (;_:) I had to walk back to the ulu bus stop to wait for the next service, and found out that It was already 9:15 then. I waited for half an hour for the bus, which still decided to ps me, so i paid 5 bucks to take a cab there. And still got lost until Help found me strangled near some sign board, and led me to the chalet. (My bro still haven't come yet -.-)
Fast forward to when I was having my supper, which consisted of left over fried rice, curry tung hoon, some salad, Kan tang, dunno cooked or raw, and a tray of burnt sausages.
Me to my bro: Eh they say today they bbq right? Where's all the food ar? (It's not a question)
But nvm la, we didn't go for bbq also, so really cannot expect to see food left all over the table, nicely spread out with a glass of 1977 champagne by the side of gold lined plates, on the table laid with a blood red cloth made of 50% silk, 30% wool and 20% nylon.
We talked about everything from her PSS2 to her Raine. She told me she was learning to jam on the drumset, so she can jam also in Raine's concerts.
Me: Please la, I think you go be the calafare dancer better lo.
small joyce: Eh, but Raine's calafare dancers all very good leh, they get to touch his body.
Shirlynn: Ya lo, I bet he will let me touch him all over, then I make all the other girls jealous.
(and continued slicing her kan tang in the most feminine way she could muster.)
Me: Please la, I think he will have nightmares forever if he let you touch him.
(I took a sip of sprite from my cup.)
Shirlynn: No lo, I will make him touch me all over. (*Smiles smiles*)
I swear, I nearly choked on my Sprite then, and I tried to spit it out but it went down my throat instead, sending me to go into the most unglam coughing frenzy.
After that, everything went ahead as how a party at chalets normally would go, and I had to leav with my bro at about 1 something am, her nice parents tombang me back to Tm so i could cab back, and along the way, we passed by Changi village's red light district.
Shirlynn (suddenly in a frenzy): Oh my god! eh your kind all down there!! Pa drive in!!!
We went in and I was totally shocked by what I saw! The "women" standing and walking around with their breasts hanging out of their clothes are all man-monsters!! it was my 1st experience to see these kind of plp in Singapore. They were on in nothing except their bras and hot pants and stilettos, some walking around with chee kos by their side, and some talking to each other. The first one I saw totally looked like a man in make up and boobs! As we continues, each man-monster begun to look more chio, such that the last few totally looked like models, unrecognisable as man-monsters. Their breasts are like freaking huge la! They can make lots of singapore girls lao kui in looks and figure. But one thing scary was that as we drove pass them, every single one standing around stared into the car and each of us, and their eyes never left the cars till we're out of sight and safely back home.
Sca-Ry!
Tuesday, January 09, 2007 BBQ
On sunday, Ex 304 had a chalet and BBQ somewhere in the east, so Maurice and I went down to Escape theme park at about 5 plus to fill in our application form to work there =D . It's a weekend job, sorta, so it should be quite relaxing la. Btw, Project Superstars will be performing at Escape on the 13th Jan! Not that I'm interested or anything, but hopefully I will be working by then, then can see free show Hyuk hyuk! We went into the room next to the security room, (some guest something something), and the lady behind the counter was busy chatting away on Msn with her undone work laid on the table, about as far away from her eyes as possible. We questioned her about the whereabouts of the form, and she reluctantly paused her chatting to take 2 slips of paper for us. And then, continued her chatting. We stared at the form, as the first line read,
Which position would you like to take?
Uh, how about the manager of Escape? I motioned my eyes towards her questioningly, and she decided to finish her sentence, then changed her status to *Boss* mode, and the screen then somehow magically vanished out of sight. She explained to us how to fill in the form (obviously not those parts like name and I.C number =.=), then pressed some code number on the keyboard, causing her chat window to magically appear back as the *online and idiotically free to chat* mode again, and continued her chat with her friend. Or whoever la! We filled in the form, and left the office. I thought to myself, what if they were looking for plp to fill in the place of this woman?? I imagined myself behind the counter, chatting on Msn like the lady, with tons of undone work left sprawled under the desk, (So that I really cannot see it no matter where I'm looking at), then when some stupid person(s) walk into the office to interrupt my conversation, I'll just lift up one hand and point to where ever anything should be. And without lifting my eyes off the com for a sec, I will continue chatting away in the *I'm totally online now so come talk to me!* mode. Then when the boss comes in, I will switch to the *The Boss is watching somewhere nearby, BRB* mode and pick one of the book from underneath my desk, and pretend to analyse the constant loss Escape is making monthly, but forcing myself to plot a graph sloping upwards for the boss to see, then when he's gone, I'll toss the book one side and continue chatting.
Shudder. no way. That sounds too boring for me.
We went on to Tampinies mall to play at the arcade, and I saw a few people I know, including nicole and Amanda.
Me: This is town for my school people, so I will confirm meet alot of plp I know.
Maurice: Lucky for me, cuz I will meet no one here, cuz most of the time we go town, I always see my sch plp, wait they get wrong info and think I'm like so havoc, always see me in town.
After spending like 20 bucks there to support the ever growing Arcade industry, we left at like 7:45 and I went my way to the chalet, while he went his way to dunno where to feast cuz his aunty struck 4-D 3rd price. His family always striking toto or 4-D one la, dunno why so lucky one.
Me: I thought you are supposed to meet at 8:15 at where? Bouna Vista?
Maurice: I nvr recieve any calls from my family yet, means they still at home la. My family is, meeting time at 8:15, 8:15 then leave the house.
The day before, I received a msg saying to take bus 29 from tp interchange for 24 stops until I reach the chalet, and I was like omgosh, I'll just fall asleep and miss the stop. That day, on the bus, I was peacefully sleeping away as predicted, for what seemed like 48 hours, then I woke up suddenly and looked around outside the window, to see yi pian wu qi ma hei which totally shocked me, cuz I thought I reached malaysia already, so I jammed the *Stop* button and jumped down the bus at the next stop. The bus left a while later, and I found myself in this ulu pandang place and had totally no idea where the hell I am at. I decided to call for help, and realised that I stopped wayyy to early. And I checked the time. 8:45.
An hour has miraculously passed from when I left Tm, and my dinner would soon be turned to supper. I decided to walk and cross the junction to where civilisation is, to check if I could board another bus there to the chalet.
Help: Only bus 29 stops outside the chalet. (Hahaha sucker)
No choice (;_:) I had to walk back to the ulu bus stop to wait for the next service, and found out that It was already 9:15 then. I waited for half an hour for the bus, which still decided to ps me, so i paid 5 bucks to take a cab there. And still got lost until Help found me strangled near some sign board, and led me to the chalet. (My bro still haven't come yet -.-)
Fast forward to when I was having my supper, which consisted of left over fried rice, curry tung hoon, some salad, Kan tang, dunno cooked or raw, and a tray of burnt sausages.
Me to my bro: Eh they say today they bbq right? Where's all the food ar? (It's not a question)
But nvm la, we didn't go for bbq also, so really cannot expect to see food left all over the table, nicely spread out with a glass of 1977 champagne by the side of gold lined plates, on the table laid with a blood red cloth made of 50% silk, 30% wool and 20% nylon.
We talked about everything from her PSS2 to her Raine. She told me she was learning to jam on the drumset, so she can jam also in Raine's concerts.
Me: Please la, I think you go be the calafare dancer better lo.
small joyce: Eh, but Raine's calafare dancers all very good leh, they get to touch his body.
Shirlynn: Ya lo, I bet he will let me touch him all over, then I make all the other girls jealous.
(and continued slicing her kan tang in the most feminine way she could muster.)
Me: Please la, I think he will have nightmares forever if he let you touch him.
(I took a sip of sprite from my cup.)
Shirlynn: No lo, I will make him touch me all over. (*Smiles smiles*)
I swear, I nearly choked on my Sprite then, and I tried to spit it out but it went down my throat instead, sending me to go into the most unglam coughing frenzy.
After that, everything went ahead as how a party at chalets normally would go, and I had to leav with my bro at about 1 something am, her nice parents tombang me back to Tm so i could cab back, and along the way, we passed by Changi village's red light district.
Shirlynn (suddenly in a frenzy): Oh my god! eh your kind all down there!! Pa drive in!!!
We went in and I was totally shocked by what I saw! The "women" standing and walking around with their breasts hanging out of their clothes are all man-monsters!! it was my 1st experience to see these kind of plp in Singapore. They were on in nothing except their bras and hot pants and stilettos, some walking around with chee kos by their side, and some talking to each other. The first one I saw totally looked like a man in make up and boobs! As we continues, each man-monster begun to look more chio, such that the last few totally looked like models, unrecognisable as man-monsters. Their breasts are like freaking huge la! They can make lots of singapore girls lao kui in looks and figure. But one thing scary was that as we drove pass them, every single one standing around stared into the car and each of us, and their eyes never left the cars till we're out of sight and safely back home.
Sca-Ry!
wanderer